My Distant Cousin Steven

Word has it that my wife's cousin's husband Steven King is in a bit of a spat with President Trump, exchanging insults. Steven King is the prolific horror fiction author. They say he thinks Trump will be seen by future generations as irrelevant.

My hope is that Steven King and all his horror books will be irrelevant in the future. Maybe I say that because neither my wife nor I have ever been invited to any of his social events up in Bangor. But I doubt that's the reason considering I would never wish to taint myself at such an event.

King, they say, is a prolific Democrat and has suffered from TDS for years.

But on the other hand, if the Epstein story turns against Trump, it's not likely his legacy will survive:

Katie Johnson's Trump Lawsuit Testimony

America’s Most Viral: Trump’s Settlement Documents for 10 Child Rapes

Maybe Trump is right. Maybe this whole story is a Democrat hoax.

But maybe it's not a hoax. Maybe it's a HUGE political secret and Trump is compromised beyond belief. That might explain why his actions concerning the scandal suggest his own guilt and why he is so cold-heartedly pro-Israel.

In which case Trump will go down in history as the person most responsible for the American people finally waking up to the pedophile problem and Mossad control of American politicians. Maybe...?

Just sayin'

In which case I should owe an apology to my distant cousin-in-law even though I hope all of his fantasy writings end in disgrace.