Tripp [Sunday] Saturday

Bristol done did it! I never thought she would but she did! She is now, according to news reports, the mother of Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. It appears that the birth was announced to the world by People Magazine who, according to some reports, will be paying the Palins some $300,000.00 for the rights to publish the baby's pictures. That's some deal! Those are some lucky kids, those two, what with Bristol's new baby being worth so much and with Levi's luck as a home-schooled high school dropout or graduate or whatever he is landing a job as an electrician for the oil industry at age 18! All this despite the rumors, substantiated or not who knows, of him being a recovering addict and the son of an accused drug-dealing mom.
But the baby has arrived, silver spoon and all!
Update: Well I published without doing enough research, I guess. People is now reporting the birth occurred on Saturday, not Sunday. I guess when it comes to the Palins, even People can't get the gossip straight the first time. Go figure. 7 pounds 7 ounce, 7 pounds 4 ounce, 5:30 AM Saturday, Sunday, take your pick.