Terrorists Hate Socialists

What do radical militant fundamentalist Islamists and fundamentalist American Christians have in common? They both hate the damned commies, the socialists, the lefties. How can we know this? Because everything the terrorists do serves the best interests of the conservatives.
Conservatives needed something to happen to spur the American public into supporting the War on Terror? Voila! 9/11...
Conservatives need to justify the War for Oil in Iraq? Voila! Zarqawi! al Qaeda in Iraq...
Conservatives fear immigrants? Conservatives oppose socialized medicine? Voila! Immigrant doctor terrorists in England and Scotland!
What is one to conclude other than that the terrorists, like our own fundamentalists, hate the Left?